ONE.

Jun. 23rd, 2010 06:52 pm
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AUDIO


[--THUD]

[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]

O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--

[rattle rattle rattle smack]

[BANG BANG BANG BANG]

COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!

[...]

All right. Have it your way.

[an intake of breath]

HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!

[pant pant]

I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!

[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!

[...]

... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--

[click!]

VIDEO


[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]

[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]

Useless thing! What am I supposed to--

[/transmission cut]

[Video]

Date: 2010-06-24 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moarcowbell.livejournal.com
[ Don't mind Haru. He's just going to be sitting here staring.]

[ video ]

Date: 2010-06-24 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
[ why so loud :| ]

It works just as well without you yelling.

Date: 2010-06-24 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shvibz.livejournal.com
[ Anastasia plugs her fingers in her ears and makes a face ] I don't think they heard you in Siberia yet.

Date: 2010-06-24 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pissedkitty.livejournal.com
Would you stop yelling?

[voice]

Date: 2010-06-24 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatthefactor.livejournal.com
[brb pulling out the megaphone.]

WHAT DID YOU SAY, HECTOPASCAL? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. SPEAK LOUDER.

Date: 2010-06-24 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] witchoftheweek.livejournal.com
It's worse than Makai, I'm afraid.

Please read this (http://witchoftheweek.livejournal.com/1826.html)

Date: 2010-06-24 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotundbier.livejournal.com
Yelling isn't going to get you answers any faster!
Edited Date: 2010-06-24 04:46 pm (UTC)

[Video]

Date: 2010-06-24 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stupid-hat.livejournal.com
[See. This just proves to Filia that all demons are annoying and rude. WAY TO GO CHAMP.

Derp. Have a rather irritated Golden Dragon -- in disguise peering back, her blue eyes narrowing in response to the yelling.
]


I fail to see... why you must be so loud!

Date: 2010-06-24 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madwashu.livejournal.com
Who exactly are you calling an ugly hag?

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