ONE.

[failhound]

• AUDIO •

[--THUD]

[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]

O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--

[rattle rattle rattle smack]

[BANG BANG BANG BANG]

COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!

[...]

All right. Have it your way.

[an intake of breath]

HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!

[pant pant]

I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!

[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!

[...]

... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--

[click!]

• VIDEO •

[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]

[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]

Useless thing! What am I supposed to--

[/transmission cut]

Comments

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, who'd you hear it from? I wouldn't put it past her to make some kind of deal with people from other worlds again just to piss me off!

[grr] YOU FIRST.

[video]

[stupid-hat.livejournal.com]

Several people, in fact. Nearly everyone whom I've spoken with said so.

NO. YOU.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Well, whatever. At least I know who's in charge in this world -- they'll know how to get out of here. [half to himself lalala thinking aloud]

What was that -- oh yeah. LADIES FIRST.

[video]

[stupid-hat.livejournal.com]

If you can even find them, that is. They're notorious for being hidden away. [Hi. I'm Filia, and I peek into other people's business.]

Rrgggh! [No. No intelligible speech for you, mister.]

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

So what? If they're there, you can find 'em! You just have to look hard enough! [hi, I'm Nora and my head is harder than diamond walls]

[triumphant snicker for you]