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failhound[--THUD]
[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]
O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--
[rattle rattle rattle smack]
[BANG BANG BANG BANG]
COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!
[...]
All right. Have it your way.
[an intake of breath]
HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!
[pant pant]
I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!
[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!
[...]
... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--
[click!]
[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]
[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]
Useless thing! What am I supposed to--
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[Video]
Date: 2010-06-24 03:39 am (UTC)[video b/c it hasn't switched]
Date: 2010-06-24 03:43 am (UTC)[red eye is back! say hi to red eye]
What is this -- some kind of TV? A computer?
[shake shake shake it's a good thing these are sturdy]
[video; what the hell he's adorable]
Date: 2010-06-24 03:48 am (UTC)Ah... kid this old man cannot take much more...
[video; lol he's a massive derp is what he is]
Date: 2010-06-24 04:16 am (UTC)[but no not an earthquake -- he stops shaking it]
Huh? Someone there?
Hey you! Who're you? Where am I?!
[video; fff]
Date: 2010-06-24 04:33 am (UTC)You are trapped in a scifi world.
[forgot it was video gj self]
Date: 2010-06-24 04:37 am (UTC)--A sci-what? What's that supposed to be?
... You're working for Her Ugliness, aren'tcha.
[ /patpat xD]
Date: 2010-06-24 04:40 am (UTC)[video; sob]
Date: 2010-06-24 04:42 am (UTC)Don't call me a kid! Even if you do live in the box I'll find a way to get you for it!
... And I still wanna know where I am!
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 04:44 am (UTC)[video] 1/2
Date: 2010-06-24 04:47 am (UTC)[video] 2/2
Date: 2010-06-24 04:47 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 04:49 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 04:52 am (UTC)[screws up his face at you] Why would I be there?
[ video ]
Date: 2010-06-24 04:57 am (UTC)It works just as well without you yelling.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 04:58 am (UTC)[ Pauses for a moment] I have chosen you to be my new player.
[vidyaaa]
Date: 2010-06-24 04:59 am (UTC)Hmph! No, it doesn't! If I don't yell, Her Ugliness'd just brush me off!
And you're not her or the other guy. You don't live in the box too, do you?
[video; oh god why is this guy so easy to troll |||OTL]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:00 am (UTC)[video; Because Haru is the troll mastah]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:01 am (UTC)[vidyaaa]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:05 am (UTC)Yes, it is rather difficult to ignore.
[ and then at a more normal volume. ]
If you are asking me if I live in this device, I do not.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:10 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:12 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:12 am (UTC)[smugly] Yeah, exactly! So if she's where you are, you'd better put her on!
[... he's still not sure if this is some kind of cellphone, a mysterious magical box, or both]
[video] 1/2
Date: 2010-06-24 05:14 am (UTC)[video] 2/2
Date: 2010-06-24 05:16 am (UTC)Who are you? You from the Resistance?! Stop hiding in the box and come on out!
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:17 am (UTC)