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Hey! What the hell is this, another invasion?!
You're not creative or anything, but I'll fight you all anyway!!
You're not creative or anything, but I'll fight you all anyway!!
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[hello there, Discedo! from this brand-spankin' new
... Did it work? I don't get this stupid thing, it's not like the other one at all! Still doesn't go across dimensions either.
[a familiar voice nearby chimes in--] Maybe you have to shake it a little.
--Already tried that. Tried hitting it, too. An' other stuff. It's like the other one like that.
They probably gave you the broken one as an experiment.
[a low growl] I wouldn't be surprised, stupid-- But I knew there was a map on--
--Wait, where'd the others go??
[pause] They were right there, weren't they?
... 'Tch. They better not have gone back without us, we haven't even found the plane-thing yet!
I'm sure they went this way.
You JUST SAID they were right there!
Did I?... Maybe I meant over there instead.
YOU JUST POINTED AT THE SKY.
You never know where you'll end up in this place.
[annnnd this is where the feed times out]
[OOC: Grey is a
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moarcowbell! Rest of fail!party can feel free to hop in action-style or WTF at them over the network for getting lost while being lost. Lute will likely be finding everyone.... other than that, everyone else can lol or something.]
[THUNK, CRUNCH.]
[and so at long last! we are back with more comm abuse as Nora's communicator hits something quite solid, knocking it on and straight over to--]
--TCH WHERE YOU'RE THROWING THE DAMN THINGS!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THEIR UGLY MUGS WITHOUT YOU HELPING 'EM ALONG!
HEY, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO--
[okay for the first moment you probably have no way to understand what you're looking at, since everything is at crazy angles. but that is Nora's hand over there and perhaps his knee down there and yes.
something large and dark-colored and organic-looking is flying very fast in this general direction.]
--ME?!!?
[there is a blurry moment where you get the full benefit of closeup on Reaver A's lovely, disfigured face before--
CRUNCH.
In the next frozen moments you realize:
1. Something black and silver and red has just whizzed across the scene and straight into the incoming Reaver.
2. This something has resolved itself into a red-tipped spear with a black handle and silver grip.
3. The Reaver is now a small speck on the horizon.]
... that was cool.
DO IT AGAIN!
[Excited loli has gone to fetcheth another Reaver.]
--Huh? Wait, what do you mean, what're you--
HEY!!
[whatever other objections Nora may have been about to make are cut off as Reaver B comes rocketing down the street. oh boy. but! that's the end of the spectacle, because next moment Nora's foot comes down on the communicator.]
[OOC: REAVER BASEBAAAAAAALL. Red denotes a
u_n_asplode, who is now our Designated Reaver Pitcher. ♥ Feel free to spectate/join in/have a Reaver break your window/head/idk. Replies will be sporadic until later tonight due to CLASS!!!]
Tags:
- communicator abuse yeahhh,
- cosmic butt,
- déjà vu forever,
- entertainment central for lolis,
- event: basket loli vs. reavers,
- fuck my life back from hell,
- hitting it should fix it,
- my life as a running gag,
- not this shit again,
- shounen retardant meets reavers,
- sudden summer shower,
- what the hell is this post,
- you've gotta be kidding me
[--THUD]
[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]
O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--
[rattle rattle rattle smack]
[BANG BANG BANG BANG]
COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!
[...]
All right. Have it your way.
[an intake of breath]
HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!
[pant pant]
I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!
[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!
[...]
... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--
[click!]
[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]
[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]
Useless thing! What am I supposed to--
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