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failhound[--THUD]
[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]
O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--
[rattle rattle rattle smack]
[BANG BANG BANG BANG]
COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!
[...]
All right. Have it your way.
[an intake of breath]
HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!
[pant pant]
I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!
[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!
[...]
... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--
[click!]
[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]
[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]
Useless thing! What am I supposed to--
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:06 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:08 am (UTC)... They're teeth, what'd you think they were?
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:18 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:21 am (UTC)'Course not -- I'm a demon.
NOT A DOG.
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:30 am (UTC)By the way, she's laughing at you. ]
Sure, you are. And I'm Baba Yaga.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:34 am (UTC)Hah! You don't have any idea who you're talking to!
Whoever Baba Yaga is, I'd blow 'em out of the water!
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:41 am (UTC)Which is not at all.
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:54 am (UTC)But I guess I can't expect some kind of human to know much, even if she is talking to the strongest demon of 'em all.
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:00 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:10 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:21 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:29 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:32 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:36 am (UTC)[...]
... Just call me Nora. Whatever.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:42 am (UTC)And my name is Anastasia.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:51 am (UTC)You're from... Siberia, you said? What is that? Is it here?
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Date: 2010-06-24 08:02 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:05 am (UTC)[WAT ARE HUMAN GEOGRAPHY]
Doesn't sound like here.
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Date: 2010-06-24 08:15 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:23 am (UTC)How many suns?
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Date: 2010-06-24 08:29 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:34 am (UTC)Seems like there really is a third world.
But if it's not human or demon...
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Date: 2010-06-24 08:40 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:44 am (UTC)... We've got two. It's the third one.
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:33 pm (UTC)[video]
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