ONE.

Jun. 23rd, 2010 06:52 pm
failhound: (aaa~?)
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AUDIO


[--THUD]

[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]

O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--

[rattle rattle rattle smack]

[BANG BANG BANG BANG]

COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!

[...]

All right. Have it your way.

[an intake of breath]

HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!

[pant pant]

I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!

[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!

[...]

... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--

[click!]

VIDEO


[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]

[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]

Useless thing! What am I supposed to--

[/transmission cut]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
You kidding me?! I'm not sticking around here that long!

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
That is not for you to decide.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Who cares what they think? Whatever they think they're doing in this world, they can do it without me!

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
As I said, that is not your choice.

Re: [video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
You're the one saying that.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
Only because it is the proven truth.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
How's that proven? You haven't proved anything else.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
I never said that I was the one to prove it.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Yeah, well, I won't listen to you. Or whoever else says to just give up. I'll find a way out of here if I have to make one myself!

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
In that case, I'm interested to see how you fare.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Hmph. I'll unprove your proof, just wait.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
What interesting raw materials. Yes, I truly hope you are able to do so.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Who's raw materials?! Watch your damn mouth while you wait, too.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
[ just going to laugh at you a bit. ]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[thanks to Haru, he's learned to hang up on people, so that's what you get, too]

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