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failhound[--THUD]
[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]
O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--
[rattle rattle rattle smack]
[BANG BANG BANG BANG]
COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!
[...]
All right. Have it your way.
[an intake of breath]
HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!
[pant pant]
I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!
[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!
[...]
... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--
[click!]
[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]
[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]
Useless thing! What am I supposed to--
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