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failhound[--THUD]
[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]
O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--
[rattle rattle rattle smack]
[BANG BANG BANG BANG]
COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!
[...]
All right. Have it your way.
[an intake of breath]
HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!
[pant pant]
I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!
[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!
[...]
... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--
[click!]
[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]
[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]
Useless thing! What am I supposed to--
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:27 am (UTC)Hey, both your eyes are yellow.
[peers closer at the communicator]
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:33 am (UTC)...Oh, right, his eyes are yellow because he hasn't fed lately. But that certainly stopped him, at least for now.] And yours aren't. What's your point?
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:37 am (UTC)[chews on this for a minute] ... Who're you supposed to be?
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:55 am (UTC)I've never heard of humans with yellow eyes, either. And I don't think this is a TV show.
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:01 am (UTC)Huh?
... You're not gonna tell me you live in the communicator box, are you? 'Cause I'm not buying it.
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:04 am (UTC)The name of this planet is Fortuna. The city, Discedo. It's an entirely different world. One could say it's in an entirely different dimension.
We're forcefully brought here, given these communicators, and forced to use them as some sort of accommodation to being here.
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:15 am (UTC)[think, think] ... Or you're just saying what somebody else told you to say.
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Date: 2010-06-24 08:11 am (UTC)[let's start the growling again, shall we?]
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Date: 2010-06-24 08:47 am (UTC)You better shut that mouth before I do it for you!
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