ONE.

[failhound]

• AUDIO •

[--THUD]

[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]

O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--

[rattle rattle rattle smack]

[BANG BANG BANG BANG]

COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!

[...]

All right. Have it your way.

[an intake of breath]

HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!

[pant pant]

I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!

[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!

[...]

... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--

[click!]

• VIDEO •

[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]

[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]

Useless thing! What am I supposed to--

[/transmission cut]

Comments

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

STOP CALLING ME THAT.

[pant pant from all the yelling]

... WHERE ARE YOU, ANYWAY?!

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

In bed right now.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Hmph. If you don't wanna be attacked in your sleep you better come out here!

[WE WILL KUNG FU FIGHT THAT'S RIGHT]

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure where you are, young one.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[........ good point. where is he, anyway?]

... The sign says Lidd-- Liddet?

Y-You should know this place anyway!

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Ah.. I believe I know that place.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

You better show up ready to fight! You got that?!

[great, now he's going to be waiting around in the middle of town forever, isn't he :|]

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Ah, perhaps tomorrow.

[ YUKI IS SPENDING THE NIGHT OKAY HE IS NOT GIVING THAT UP FOR ANYTHING]

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

YOU RUNNING AWAY? I should've known!

[HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DATE DAMMIT]

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

I don't run away.. but if you wish to think that, I suppose I cannot change your mind.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

You haven't done anything except hide and run away! What else am I supposed to think, huh?!

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

I will not force you to change your mind or your thoughts of me. I'll only tell you things aren't always so black and white, perhaps you need more color in your life.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

I can see color fine!

... 'Tch. I don't care, I'll just save up twice the beating for you!

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Ah, I'm used to it.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

... What?

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

mm?

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

We've never fought before. What are you talking about?

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

I meant I'm used to getting hit by angry people.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Well... good! You won't go down too easy, huh?

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm aware of.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

We'll see about that.

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

You're pretty excitable.

Re: [video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

You're pretty suspicious.

[HE STILL THINKS YOU MIGHT BE ONE OF HIS ENEMIES]

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

You can never trust an old man.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

I bet you're not even that old! I bet you're younger than me.