ONE.

Jun. 23rd, 2010 06:52 pm
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AUDIO


[--THUD]

[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]

O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--

[rattle rattle rattle smack]

[BANG BANG BANG BANG]

COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!

[...]

All right. Have it your way.

[an intake of breath]

HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!

[pant pant]

I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!

[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!

[...]

... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--

[click!]

VIDEO


[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]

[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]

Useless thing! What am I supposed to--

[/transmission cut]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-24 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
... What's this other guy like?

[video]

Date: 2010-06-24 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moarcowbell.livejournal.com
Sort of like you. But more bristly.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-24 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
That doesn't tell me anything!

[video]

Date: 2010-06-24 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
...

Answer the question instead of asking more!

[video]

Date: 2010-06-24 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moarcowbell.livejournal.com
Ah, but I did you just didn't like the answer.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-24 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[snort] That wasn't much of an answer to anything. Bet you're probably lying all over the place again anyway.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-24 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moarcowbell.livejournal.com
You really are like Kyou though

[video]

Date: 2010-06-24 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
... Hmph. Is he strong, at least?

[video]

Date: 2010-06-24 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moarcowbell.livejournal.com
Stronger than me but not as strong as Yuki.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-24 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Heh. [he's half-satisfied with that--]

Who's Yuki?

[video]

Date: 2010-06-24 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Well, I'm not this Kyou or whatever -- I'm not gonna be second-best to nobody.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moarcowbell.livejournal.com
Then I wish you all the luck.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[HE HAS NO WORDS, HARU]

[HAVE GROWLING AND FURIOUS GESTICULATING]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[SNAP]

[THAT WAS THE SOUND OF THE CAMEL'S BACK BREAKING]

[THIS IS THE SOUNDS AND SIGHTS OF FLYING COMMUNICATOR]

[annnd there goes the connection]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moarcowbell.livejournal.com
AH... maybe I went too far?

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