ONE.

Jun. 23rd, 2010 06:52 pm
failhound: (aaa~?)
[personal profile] failhound
AUDIO


[--THUD]

[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]

O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--

[rattle rattle rattle smack]

[BANG BANG BANG BANG]

COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!

[...]

All right. Have it your way.

[an intake of breath]

HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!

[pant pant]

I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!

[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!

[...]

... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--

[click!]

VIDEO


[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]

[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]

Useless thing! What am I supposed to--

[/transmission cut]

Date: 2010-06-24 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] witchoftheweek.livejournal.com
It's worse than Makai, I'm afraid.

Please read this (http://witchoftheweek.livejournal.com/1826.html)

[video]

Date: 2010-06-24 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[TL;DR, DAMN IT LADY]

So it's not called Harutopia or whatever at all.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-28 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Stupid lying sissy guy... I can't get anywhere with all these liars in this world!

[he's giving you a suspicious look, too, but]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-28 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] witchoftheweek.livejournal.com
I know a thing or two about them. I work with and under devils.

[video]

Date: 2010-07-01 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] witchoftheweek.livejournal.com
My name is Patchouli Knowledge, librarian of Voile and tutor and advisor to the Remilia Scarlet, the Scarlet Devil.

[video]

Date: 2010-07-02 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
... Nice name. [whatever the rest of it meant]

[video]

Date: 2010-07-03 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] witchoftheweek.livejournal.com
Most names from my world can be similarly descriptive.

[video]

Date: 2010-07-21 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
That's not a name, that's just a huge train of useless titles.

[video]

Date: 2010-07-21 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] witchoftheweek.livejournal.com
I have not yet lived long enough to have those.

[video]

Date: 2010-07-21 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
But you have 'em anyway.

Profile

failhound: (Default)
failhound

December 2010

S M T W T F S
   1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293031 

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Apr. 12th, 2026 11:32 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios