ONE.

[failhound]

• AUDIO •

[--THUD]

[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]

O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--

[rattle rattle rattle smack]

[BANG BANG BANG BANG]

COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!

[...]

All right. Have it your way.

[an intake of breath]

HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!

[pant pant]

I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!

[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!

[...]

... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--

[click!]

• VIDEO •

[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]

[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]

Useless thing! What am I supposed to--

[/transmission cut]

Comments

[Video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

[ Don't mind Haru. He's just going to be sitting here staring.]

[video b/c it hasn't switched]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[after a long while the communicator gets snatched up again]

[red eye is back! say hi to red eye]

What is this -- some kind of TV? A computer?

[shake shake shake it's a good thing these are sturdy]

[video; what the hell he's adorable]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

[CRAP EVERYTHING IS BLURRY FROM THE SHAKING IS IT A EARTH QUAKE?11]

Ah... kid this old man cannot take much more...

[ video ]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ why so loud :| ]

It works just as well without you yelling.

[vidyaaa]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[BECAUSE IT GETS RESULTS]

Hmph! No, it doesn't! If I don't yell, Her Ugliness'd just brush me off!

And you're not her or the other guy. You don't live in the box too, do you?

[vidyaaa]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ it gets you people being unhappy. quietly: ]

Yes, it is rather difficult to ignore.

[ and then at a more normal volume. ]

If you are asking me if I live in this device, I do not.

[shvibz.livejournal.com]

[ Anastasia plugs her fingers in her ears and makes a face ] I don't think they heard you in Siberia yet.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

I don't know where Siberia is, but--

[have a shot of fangs]

[video]

[shvibz.livejournal.com]

It's a region in my home country wher -

[ She jumps a little, startled, and then stares at the communicator in awe ]

… are those real?

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

Would you stop yelling?

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[yelling]

[slightly less loudly]

I'LL YELL AS LOUD AS I NEED TO TO GET SOME ANSWERS!!

[video]

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

[COVERING HIS EARS] Yelling has nothing to do with whether or not you'll get answers, you moron.

[voice]

[whatthefactor.livejournal.com]

[brb pulling out the megaphone.]

WHAT DID YOU SAY, HECTOPASCAL? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. SPEAK LOUDER.

[voice]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[who needs a megaphone for this shit?]

WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME, YOU DEAF BASTARD?!

Re: [voice]

[whatthefactor.livejournal.com]

YOU HEARD ME, YOU BRAINLESS BINOMIAL.

[witchoftheweek.livejournal.com]

It's worse than Makai, I'm afraid.

Please read this (http://witchoftheweek.livejournal.com/1826.html)

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[TL;DR, DAMN IT LADY]

So it's not called Harutopia or whatever at all.

[video]

[witchoftheweek.livejournal.com]

...no.

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

Yelling isn't going to get you answers any faster!

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Well it's not gonna get me answers any slower, either!

[see, he can use logic]

Re: [video]

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

Wrong! If you shout like that, whenever people tried to help you, you only ended up drowning out all their advice with senseless yelling. Not only that, I'm sure I'm not the only one who pointed out how obnoxiously loud you were, and as such, scolding you for improper behavior effectively delayed the time it took for you the get any of your accusations, questions, or statements answer.

So, yes, yelling made your answer come slower. ((shut down.))

[Video]

[stupid-hat.livejournal.com]

[See. This just proves to Filia that all demons are annoying and rude. WAY TO GO CHAMP.

Derp. Have a rather irritated Golden Dragon -- in disguise peering back, her blue eyes narrowing in response to the yelling.]

I fail to see... why you must be so loud!

[video] wait what is this disguise

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[not all! just most. sort of. okay mostly just this guy.]

[narrows his eyes right back]

... 'Tch, and here I thought you were Her Ugliness for a sec. You almost looked right.

[madwashu.livejournal.com]

Who exactly are you calling an ugly hag?

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Satan, 'course. Whoever decided to let that hag rule the demon world had to've been senile!