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failhound[click. the camera's view is mostly blocked by what astute observers may eventually recognize as a palm -- there are glimpses of darkness and green otherwise, along with some loud crackling and rustling and interspersed curses]
Sure, so maybe it wasn't Her Ugliness' fault after all. This time. [there's a bit of dark muttering before he raises his voice again, though it sounds rushed and stiff] Nobody's seen some human brat with black-and-yellow hair and the worst attitude next to the human-eaters, right? Right. Good.
[there's radio silence for a bit before the obstruction moves out of the image, revealing... a disaster area: a field of flattened trunks, shattered to splinters by a giant invisible (flaming) hand, covered by some pathetic remnants of foliage... looks like forest, ground zero]
[but the pride of the scene is what looks like the half-incinerated carcass of either a Mad Cow or a Chocobo Eater -- hard to tell with how mangled it is -- currently being prodded at with one of the business ends of a long spear] Hey, I can eat this, right? Looks pretty well cooked and served already, there's loads. [he sounds very hopeful about this, and you would be too if you'd been living off bread and milk for weeks even before the post-apocalyptic wasteland]
[as he tears a chunk out, obviously not bothering to wait for opinions--] Oh. Hey, you! Lying sissy guy! You still owe me!
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[video]
Date: 2010-06-27 01:08 am (UTC)...I'm a vampire. So...sort of? Maybe.
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THE CAKE IT IS MADE OF PEOPLE][video]
Date: 2010-06-27 02:13 am (UTC)[... maybe]
You mean like a bloodsucker? Do you actually like that kinda thing? [wrinkling nose at you man]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-27 02:47 am (UTC)...not really. It makes me really sick.
[Well...right now it does.]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-27 02:52 am (UTC)[in a flatly 'are you stupid' voice--]
So why do you do it?
[video]
Date: 2010-06-27 02:58 am (UTC)Because I'll get really thirsty and try to eat someone and then I'll die. And I don't want to die again, it really hurts.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-27 03:03 am (UTC)But I thought--
[...]
So that guy was lying about demons not needing to eat humans? [he's never met a vampire, okay, give him a little time to process the reconciliation] Man, I feel sorry for you. On top of everything else, they look like they taste horrible.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-27 05:32 pm (UTC)Some don't, if you mean youkai still. Cirno doesn't.
[...]
They're not so bad...except for the 'being violently ill' part.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-27 07:30 pm (UTC)Cirno? [...] Figures that freak didn't know his stuff. He didn't know about that alcohol stuff, either! [not mentioning that he didn't know either, shhh]
If they're not so bad, why would you get sick? [have the 'are you STUPID' tone again, ramped up]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-27 11:46 pm (UTC)I don't know. I just do and I hate it.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-27 11:53 pm (UTC)You've never tried eating anything else instead?
[video] sob what is my inbox
Date: 2010-06-29 03:12 pm (UTC)[...]
It doesn't work that way.
[video] a miserable pile of failnotifs?
Date: 2010-06-29 05:38 pm (UTC)You've never tried it.
[video] ...out of context this sounds SO AWKWARD
Date: 2010-06-29 05:41 pm (UTC)[video] ..........
Date: 2010-06-29 05:46 pm (UTC)Sucks for you, then. The ones I know just eat humans for fun.
[video] /s-sob
Date: 2010-06-29 05:49 pm (UTC)Well, I would, but I like Marisa.
[video] hey you brought it up
Date: 2010-06-29 05:50 pm (UTC)What's a Marisa?
[video] JUST SAYIN'
Date: 2010-06-29 05:52 pm (UTC)[video] of course.....
Date: 2010-06-29 06:01 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-29 06:03 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-29 06:04 pm (UTC)[that's new, sort of]
Where'd she get her magic?
[video]
Date: 2010-06-29 06:06 pm (UTC)And she can fly and likes to make doors. In the walls.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-29 06:16 pm (UTC)... Aren't doors usually in walls?
[video]
Date: 2010-06-29 06:19 pm (UTC)[She doesn't seem very opposed to this.]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-29 06:45 pm (UTC)That's just a hole in the wall!
[video]
Date: 2010-06-29 06:58 pm (UTC)[video]
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