TWO.

Jun. 26th, 2010 12:50 am
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VIDEO


[click. the camera's view is mostly blocked by what astute observers may eventually recognize as a palm -- there are glimpses of darkness and green otherwise, along with some loud crackling and rustling and interspersed curses]

Sure, so maybe it wasn't Her Ugliness' fault after all. This time. [there's a bit of dark muttering before he raises his voice again, though it sounds rushed and stiff] Nobody's seen some human brat with black-and-yellow hair and the worst attitude next to the human-eaters, right? Right. Good.

[there's radio silence for a bit before the obstruction moves out of the image, revealing... a disaster area: a field of flattened trunks, shattered to splinters by a giant invisible (flaming) hand, covered by some pathetic remnants of foliage... looks like forest, ground zero]

[but the pride of the scene is what looks like the half-incinerated carcass of either a Mad Cow or a Chocobo Eater -- hard to tell with how mangled it is -- currently being prodded at with one of the business ends of a long spear] Hey, I can eat this, right? Looks pretty well cooked and served already, there's loads. [he sounds very hopeful about this, and you would be too if you'd been living off bread and milk for weeks even before the post-apocalyptic wasteland]

[as he tears a chunk out, obviously not bothering to wait for opinions--] Oh. Hey, you! Lying sissy guy! You still owe me!
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Date: 2010-06-26 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moarcowbell.livejournal.com
Ah... what do I owe you? I don't have any money on me right now.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Don't act senile! You owe me a fight!

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moarcowbell.livejournal.com
It is normal for an old man to act as such.... do I?

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH.

And yes, you do!

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moarcowbell.livejournal.com
I don't recall that...

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
What's your point?

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 08:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moarcowbell.livejournal.com
Perhaps I have been aging a bit too fast.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Hmph, I don't care. [he's been gesticulating with mystery meat in hand -- now he sniffs at it and goes for it] You better not back out again no matter what.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moarcowbell.livejournal.com
Ah... I don't remember agreeing to a fight though.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Like I said, I don't care if you remember or not! Don't make me come find you!

Date: 2010-06-26 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com
Human-eaters?

[brb ignoring everything else.]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-26 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
The ones that eat humans.

[a beat]

The demons, I mean!

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com
...you mean youkai?

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Uh... [maybe probably] Whatever you wanna call it! They're a pain in the ass either way!

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com
[Unamused lolipire is unamused.]

...I'm a youkai.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
... Yeah? [he finally gets a proper look at her -- oh yeah, wings; it didn't stand out ok]

You eat humans?

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com
[BUT THEY LOOK LIKE RAINBOWS MAN]

...I'm a vampire. So...sort of? Maybe.

[THE CAKE IT IS MADE OF PEOPLE]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[yeah well I've seen worse ok]

[... maybe]

You mean like a bloodsucker? Do you actually like that kinda thing? [wrinkling nose at you man]

action

Date: 2010-06-27 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notyourson.livejournal.com
[Yeah, so guess who's coming to check out the area.]

Woah, someone really did a number here.

[He notices Nora just as he says that, though.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com
[HEY SHE TAKES OFFENSE AT THAT]

...not really. It makes me really sick.

[Well...right now it does.]

[action!]

Date: 2010-06-27 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[WHOA WHO IS THAT he wasn't actually expecting anything to still be moving, and with all the monsters he's seen coming in he... probably should have been more on the lookout.

As it is, he's just a little jumpy.]

W-Wha-- WHO'S THERE?!

[As he swivels around, the piece of charred Chocobo Eater/Mad Cow/mystery meat he'd been digging out with the tip of his spear goes flying.]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[yeah well humans are gross, ok]

[in a flatly 'are you stupid' voice--]

So why do you do it?

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com
[THIS SHOULD BE OBVIOUSSSS]

Because I'll get really thirsty and try to eat someone and then I'll die. And I don't want to die again, it really hurts.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[confused now]

But I thought--

[...]

So that guy was lying about demons not needing to eat humans? [he's never met a vampire, okay, give him a little time to process the reconciliation] Man, I feel sorry for you. On top of everything else, they look like they taste horrible.

[action!]

Date: 2010-06-27 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notyourson.livejournal.com
[Ker-pwned, and he's falling off the tree he was standing on.]

Augh!
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