TWO.

Jun. 26th, 2010 12:50 am
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VIDEO


[click. the camera's view is mostly blocked by what astute observers may eventually recognize as a palm -- there are glimpses of darkness and green otherwise, along with some loud crackling and rustling and interspersed curses]

Sure, so maybe it wasn't Her Ugliness' fault after all. This time. [there's a bit of dark muttering before he raises his voice again, though it sounds rushed and stiff] Nobody's seen some human brat with black-and-yellow hair and the worst attitude next to the human-eaters, right? Right. Good.

[there's radio silence for a bit before the obstruction moves out of the image, revealing... a disaster area: a field of flattened trunks, shattered to splinters by a giant invisible (flaming) hand, covered by some pathetic remnants of foliage... looks like forest, ground zero]

[but the pride of the scene is what looks like the half-incinerated carcass of either a Mad Cow or a Chocobo Eater -- hard to tell with how mangled it is -- currently being prodded at with one of the business ends of a long spear] Hey, I can eat this, right? Looks pretty well cooked and served already, there's loads. [he sounds very hopeful about this, and you would be too if you'd been living off bread and milk for weeks even before the post-apocalyptic wasteland]

[as he tears a chunk out, obviously not bothering to wait for opinions--] Oh. Hey, you! Lying sissy guy! You still owe me!

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com
Who's they?

I don't know. I just do and I hate it.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Humans! [duh]

You've never tried eating anything else instead?

[video] sob what is my inbox

Date: 2010-06-29 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com
No, the--nevermind.

[...]

It doesn't work that way.

[video] ..........

Date: 2010-06-29 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Oh.

Sucks for you, then. The ones I know just eat humans for fun.

[video] /s-sob

Date: 2010-06-29 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com
...that's silly. They're going to meet a Marisa and then they won't be happy.

Well, I would, but I like Marisa.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-29 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com
Marisa is human. And a magician.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-29 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
..... Oh.

[that's new, sort of]

Where'd she get her magic?

[video]

Date: 2010-06-29 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com
...I don't know. But she has it.

And she can fly and likes to make doors. In the walls.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-29 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Hmph. In my world, humans don't have magic.

... Aren't doors usually in walls?

[video]

Date: 2010-06-29 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com
...yes, but not when they're high up because someone blew a hole in the wall. Which is what Marisa does when she comes to visit.

[She doesn't seem very opposed to this.]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-29 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
...

That's just a hole in the wall!

[video]

Date: 2010-06-29 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
No, a door covers the hole in the wall.

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