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failhound[--THUD]
[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]
O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--
[rattle rattle rattle smack]
[BANG BANG BANG BANG]
COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!
[...]
All right. Have it your way.
[an intake of breath]
HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!
[pant pant]
I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!
[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!
[...]
... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--
[click!]
[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]
[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]
Useless thing! What am I supposed to--
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:08 am (UTC)Nothing in particular. Though that is correct, I am not a demon.
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:08 am (UTC)... They're teeth, what'd you think they were?
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:09 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:11 am (UTC)Well, if you're not a demon, and you're not a human, then what are you supposed to be? A plant?
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:14 am (UTC)[all you get then is him yelling louder]
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:15 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:16 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:18 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:18 am (UTC)SO YOU DON'T LIVE IN IT, DO YOU?!
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:20 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:21 am (UTC)'Course not -- I'm a demon.
NOT A DOG.
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:22 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:23 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:24 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:25 am (UTC)Well, saying that I am "just a human" would be incorrect-- I am quite different from the average raw materials.
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:25 am (UTC)[video]
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:27 am (UTC)Hey, both your eyes are yellow.
[peers closer at the communicator]
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:29 am (UTC)[pant pant from all the yelling]
... WHERE ARE YOU, ANYWAY?!
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:30 am (UTC)By the way, she's laughing at you. ]
Sure, you are. And I'm Baba Yaga.
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:31 am (UTC)A human's a human a human! --I know there's a bunch of different kinds, but they're still just humans even if you call 'em something else.
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:32 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:33 am (UTC)...Oh, right, his eyes are yellow because he hasn't fed lately. But that certainly stopped him, at least for now.] And yours aren't. What's your point?
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:34 am (UTC)Hah! You don't have any idea who you're talking to!
Whoever Baba Yaga is, I'd blow 'em out of the water!
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:37 am (UTC)[chews on this for a minute] ... Who're you supposed to be?