TWO.

[failhound]

• VIDEO •

[click. the camera's view is mostly blocked by what astute observers may eventually recognize as a palm -- there are glimpses of darkness and green otherwise, along with some loud crackling and rustling and interspersed curses]

Sure, so maybe it wasn't Her Ugliness' fault after all. This time. [there's a bit of dark muttering before he raises his voice again, though it sounds rushed and stiff] Nobody's seen some human brat with black-and-yellow hair and the worst attitude next to the human-eaters, right? Right. Good.

[there's radio silence for a bit before the obstruction moves out of the image, revealing... a disaster area: a field of flattened trunks, shattered to splinters by a giant invisible (flaming) hand, covered by some pathetic remnants of foliage... looks like forest, ground zero]

[but the pride of the scene is what looks like the half-incinerated carcass of either a Mad Cow or a Chocobo Eater -- hard to tell with how mangled it is -- currently being prodded at with one of the business ends of a long spear] Hey, I can eat this, right? Looks pretty well cooked and served already, there's loads. [he sounds very hopeful about this, and you would be too if you'd been living off bread and milk for weeks even before the post-apocalyptic wasteland]

[as he tears a chunk out, obviously not bothering to wait for opinions--] Oh. Hey, you! Lying sissy guy! You still owe me!

Comments

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[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Ah? I suppose green?

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

... 'Tch.

[...]

Blue.

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Green stands out a lot.


Ah? Blue seems to fit you.

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[failhound.livejournal.com]

It's the color of grass. [which is everywhere]

[yes he's being a jerk]

What are you talking about now?

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Which makes it stand out more.

[Oblivious to the jerkness]

Ah? Nothing much.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Are you crazy? Grass is everywhere.

[stop being oblivious, dammit, why aren't my veteran provocation skills working]

It was something!

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

And you cant go anywhere without seeing it.

[ Because I'm a derpcow.]

Not really.

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[failhound.livejournal.com]

That just means you take it for granted!

[you are obviously doing it on purpose, stupid cowww]

... You're so damn wishy-washy! Don't you care about anything?!

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[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

... I take green for granted?... how sad.

Wishy washy? I'm not sure I heard that before.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

You're the one doing it!

[arrrgh what are you even]

Wishy-washy and a liar and a coward! [he crosses his arms in vicious frustration] Why the hell do I bother?

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

I feel bad doing it.

I'm not sure. I sound like a pretty disgusting guy from your point of view.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

You don't sound like it.

[low snarl] Because now I just wanna hit you even more!

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Kyou often has that same feeling.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[... that takes him a minute]

I'M NOT KYOU, DAMMIT!

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Perhaps his alternate world twin.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

NO.

I'm Cerberus. Cerberus, and don't you forget it!

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[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Cerberus? Ah, it's very nice to meet you.

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[failhound.livejournal.com]

... The name's Nora. Cerberus is [...] the title. [or species, or whatever, it's all a little jumbled in principle]

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

A family title ?

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Sort of.

[reeegroup]

It means I'm the strongest demon there is!

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Ah? So you're a demon?

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

What else would I be? Some human?

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps a fairy.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[. . .]

Why the hell would I be a fairy?!

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[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Like Tinkerbell.