TWO.

Jun. 26th, 2010 12:50 am
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VIDEO


[click. the camera's view is mostly blocked by what astute observers may eventually recognize as a palm -- there are glimpses of darkness and green otherwise, along with some loud crackling and rustling and interspersed curses]

Sure, so maybe it wasn't Her Ugliness' fault after all. This time. [there's a bit of dark muttering before he raises his voice again, though it sounds rushed and stiff] Nobody's seen some human brat with black-and-yellow hair and the worst attitude next to the human-eaters, right? Right. Good.

[there's radio silence for a bit before the obstruction moves out of the image, revealing... a disaster area: a field of flattened trunks, shattered to splinters by a giant invisible (flaming) hand, covered by some pathetic remnants of foliage... looks like forest, ground zero]

[but the pride of the scene is what looks like the half-incinerated carcass of either a Mad Cow or a Chocobo Eater -- hard to tell with how mangled it is -- currently being prodded at with one of the business ends of a long spear] Hey, I can eat this, right? Looks pretty well cooked and served already, there's loads. [he sounds very hopeful about this, and you would be too if you'd been living off bread and milk for weeks even before the post-apocalyptic wasteland]

[as he tears a chunk out, obviously not bothering to wait for opinions--] Oh. Hey, you! Lying sissy guy! You still owe me!

Date: 2010-06-27 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icyconformist.livejournal.com
It would be safer to cook it a bit more, but....

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
I would if I had my magic! It doesn't even matter, most of it's pretty much black.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icyconformist.livejournal.com
They say you can cook food too fast so it looks done, but it's really not. You might get sick.

[ Not that Yuki knows how to cook. But he heard it before! ]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
I don't get sick! I've never caught a cold or anything, and I'm never gonna!

[you know that saying about how morons never get sick?]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icyconformist.livejournal.com
...Never?

[ Ohhhh yes. ]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[not that he remembers, but he's not gonna say that]

Never!

[video]

Date: 2010-07-22 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icyconformist.livejournal.com
But how is that even possible?

[video]

Date: 2010-07-22 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Who cares? It just is.

[video]

Date: 2010-07-22 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icyconformist.livejournal.com
Regardless, I think you should be careful. The chip the people in this city have lowers strength and resistance to things like that.

[video]

Date: 2010-07-22 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
'Tch, they really wanna kill us for fun or something, huh? Well, too bad for them!

[video]

Date: 2010-07-22 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icyconformist.livejournal.com
It does seem to be their goal....

[video]

Date: 2010-07-22 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
And then they bring us back. What do they think I am, a stupid windup toy?! I'll make 'em regret it.

[video]

Date: 2010-07-22 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icyconformist.livejournal.com
Not just you, but everyone. They're trying to make everyone their play thing.

[video]

Date: 2010-07-22 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Yeah well, I'm not gonna be everyone!

[video]

Date: 2010-07-22 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icyconformist.livejournal.com
What are you going to do?

[video]

Date: 2010-07-22 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Make 'em regret they ever messed with me, do what I want and then leave!

[video]

Date: 2010-07-22 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icyconformist.livejournal.com
It sounds like you're aiming to perform a miracle.

[video]

Date: 2010-07-22 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Hmph, I don't do miracles. Just genius! [and yes, he really believes that orz]

[video]

Date: 2010-07-22 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icyconformist.livejournal.com
It doesn't really matter who finds a way out, as long as everyone gets out safely, right?

[video]

Date: 2010-07-22 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[shrug!] I don't care. I've got more important things to do.

[video]

Date: 2010-07-26 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
... None of your business. [HE'S GOING TO LEARN TO BE A THIEF YEAHHH but that is not something you tell people.]

[video]

Date: 2010-07-29 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icyconformist.livejournal.com
Oh. [...] I guess you're right. I'm sorry.

[video]

Date: 2010-07-29 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Damn straight. [so gracious...]

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