TWO.

[failhound]

• VIDEO •

[click. the camera's view is mostly blocked by what astute observers may eventually recognize as a palm -- there are glimpses of darkness and green otherwise, along with some loud crackling and rustling and interspersed curses]

Sure, so maybe it wasn't Her Ugliness' fault after all. This time. [there's a bit of dark muttering before he raises his voice again, though it sounds rushed and stiff] Nobody's seen some human brat with black-and-yellow hair and the worst attitude next to the human-eaters, right? Right. Good.

[there's radio silence for a bit before the obstruction moves out of the image, revealing... a disaster area: a field of flattened trunks, shattered to splinters by a giant invisible (flaming) hand, covered by some pathetic remnants of foliage... looks like forest, ground zero]

[but the pride of the scene is what looks like the half-incinerated carcass of either a Mad Cow or a Chocobo Eater -- hard to tell with how mangled it is -- currently being prodded at with one of the business ends of a long spear] Hey, I can eat this, right? Looks pretty well cooked and served already, there's loads. [he sounds very hopeful about this, and you would be too if you'd been living off bread and milk for weeks even before the post-apocalyptic wasteland]

[as he tears a chunk out, obviously not bothering to wait for opinions--] Oh. Hey, you! Lying sissy guy! You still owe me!

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[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[have a snort, he's not impressed, shorty] How 'bout overcooked, then?

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[WHERE HAS ALL THE IMPRESSION GONE]

It's meat and it's dead and it's cooked, how's it not safe? I'm not dead yet. [makes a show of looking down at himself]

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[it's a ghost now]

Wasn't here for the explosion. [he peers at the corpse] I don't know the monsters around here, anyway. But it doesn't look poisonous.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[precisely]

... So? What is your point? [giving you a Look]

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[the Look turns suspicious] Like what?

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[sadly Suguru your dreams will never be realized]

Soup kitchen...? [wat dat]

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[were you expecting them to be sane]

There's... a high school here? [now that's kind of surreal]

[...]

What's the catch?

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

So what's it supposed to be now?

[he gives you an 'are you stupid' look, which he's been giving a lot of these days (amazingly enough)]

It makes no sense for anyone to give out food for no reason.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

I know that.

[JUST KEEPS GIVING YOU THAT LOOK]

That's not a real reason.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[LOOKLOOKLOOK]

...

You're sure.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't bring any money. [stomach... winning out... over common sense...]

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Nobody -- worlds? I thought there were only three. [Discedo, why so culture shocky]