ONE.

[failhound]

• AUDIO •

[--THUD]

[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]

O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--

[rattle rattle rattle smack]

[BANG BANG BANG BANG]

COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!

[...]

All right. Have it your way.

[an intake of breath]

HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!

[pant pant]

I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!

[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!

[...]

... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--

[click!]

• VIDEO •

[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]

[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]

Useless thing! What am I supposed to--

[/transmission cut]

Comments

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[because you know damn well you like my disco stick]

Who's someone?

[dream on, stick bride]

Yeah, yeah.

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ let's have some fun, this beat is sick? ]

I'm sure there are quite a few who would be willing to help.

[ s-so mean. ]

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[wanna take a ride on my disco stick]

Maybe, but I'm not gonna trust just anybody who says they can.

[says the psycho immortal]

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ let's play a lovegame, play a lovegame. ]

Would you rather attempt to remove it yourself?

[ he's not psycho, just...........something close. ]

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[do you want love or do you want fame, are you in the game (no you're not :|)]

... That what you're doing?

[close enough]

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ i can be in the game. ;A; ]

I might.

[video] lol he looks like Shinra from DRRR!! thar

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[by doing what, TALKING at me?]

[snort] We'll see how that goes.

[video] sob yeah i kind of see what you mean

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ fine, be that way :| ]

Of course. Though I would prefer not to test such things on myself without some experience.

[video] too bad HIS GIRL IS BREAD

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're not stupid, then. What are you planning?

[video] wat OAO

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

That is simple enough-- to find someone who would be willing to allow me to attempt to remove their chip.

[video] bread: like dead but more delicious

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[narrowed eyes go here]

You want a guinea pig, start looking somewhere else.

[video] yes. ;^;

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ laughs a bit. ]

I'm sure that will be no problem.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

... You're gonna do something shady, aren't you. You're not gonna get anyone otherwise.

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

If these raw materials wish to have it removed, and I am capable of doing that...it would not be difficult.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

What, just like that? There's gotta be a catch somewhere.

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

Nothing more than the dangers involved.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

No traps in the computer thing? Nothing?

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

None that I am aware of, though I have been told that you will become rather ill after it is removed-- possibly fatally.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

... That'd be a trap, genius!

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

If that is how you see it.

Even knowing that, is it still worth the risk to you?

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

'Tch, I don't know yet! I just got here!

[hasn't got around to figuring out the 'you don't die permanently' part yet]

[and even so it's not like he could normally access his magic either way, sucks for him]

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ aww. ]

Well, you have plenty of time to decide.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

You kidding me?! I'm not sticking around here that long!

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

That is not for you to decide.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

SAYS WHO.