failhound | ONE.

• AUDIO •

[--THUD]

[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]

O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--

[rattle rattle rattle smack]

[BANG BANG BANG BANG]

COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!

[...]

All right. Have it your way.

[an intake of breath]

HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!

[pant pant]

I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!

[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!

[...]

... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--

[click!]

• VIDEO •

[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]

[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]

Useless thing! What am I supposed to--

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Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[See. This just proves to Filia that all demons are annoying and rude. WAY TO GO CHAMP.

Derp. Have a rather irritated Golden Dragon -- in disguise peering back, her blue eyes narrowing in response to the yelling.]

I fail to see... why you must be so loud!

[not all! just most. sort of. okay mostly just this guy.]

[narrows his eyes right back]

... 'Tch, and here I thought you were Her Ugliness for a sec. You almost looked right.

WHAT!? Gods, you're almost as bad as that foul Xellos! [Her fangs reveal themselves as she barks in return. -- Hi fangs. Hiiii.]

You better take that back!

[O hay fangs! You're pretty much taken for granted here]

Take back what? You look pretty much the same except for one eye less and the weird-looking hat.

Just as shrill, too.

Even so, you shouldn't be insulting that person either! [Angrah. Filia is angraaah.]

And I am not SHRILL!

Hah! Believe me, she asks for it! So butt out already!

ARE TOO. [wat is maturity]

No one deserves such treatment- that is, unless she's a rude mazoku!

Again, I am NOT. SHRILL. [What is it man. The world may never know.]

She's worse -- she's a meddling old witch who takes away other people's power and yanks them around all over the place without ever asking!

Try listening to yourself sometime. [sticks his tongue out neener]

A... witch? My, well, I suppose that is terribly rude!

Humph! Not until you learn some manners! [And she'll totally do the same. God. So much for dignity.]

Right? She dumped me in the human world 'cause she was having a tantrum, so I bet she had something to do with this one.

[nyeeehhh] You first!

I... don't think so. I've heard that it's a group who call themselves "scientists" that are behind all of this.

[Ear twitch!] No, you!

Yeah, well, who'd you hear it from? I wouldn't put it past her to make some kind of deal with people from other worlds again just to piss me off!

[grr] YOU FIRST.

Several people, in fact. Nearly everyone whom I've spoken with said so.

NO. YOU.

Well, whatever. At least I know who's in charge in this world -- they'll know how to get out of here. [half to himself lalala thinking aloud]

What was that -- oh yeah. LADIES FIRST.

If you can even find them, that is. They're notorious for being hidden away. [Hi. I'm Filia, and I peek into other people's business.]

Rrgggh! [No. No intelligible speech for you, mister.]

So what? If they're there, you can find 'em! You just have to look hard enough! [hi, I'm Nora and my head is harder than diamond walls]

[triumphant snicker for you]

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[video] wait what is this disguise

[video] your mom -- pfff. her human form. derp.

[video] yay for human disguises ~

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[video] asdf a-- oh bb sorry for the late! ;;

[video] no problemo babe

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