ONE.

[failhound]

• AUDIO •

[--THUD]

[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]

O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--

[rattle rattle rattle smack]

[BANG BANG BANG BANG]

COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!

[...]

All right. Have it your way.

[an intake of breath]

HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!

[pant pant]

I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!

[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!

[...]

... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--

[click!]

• VIDEO •

[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]

[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]

Useless thing! What am I supposed to--

[/transmission cut]

Comments

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

I don't run away.. but if you wish to think that, I suppose I cannot change your mind.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

You haven't done anything except hide and run away! What else am I supposed to think, huh?!

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

I will not force you to change your mind or your thoughts of me. I'll only tell you things aren't always so black and white, perhaps you need more color in your life.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

I can see color fine!

... 'Tch. I don't care, I'll just save up twice the beating for you!

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Ah, I'm used to it.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

... What?

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

mm?

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

We've never fought before. What are you talking about?

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

I meant I'm used to getting hit by angry people.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Well... good! You won't go down too easy, huh?

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm aware of.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

We'll see about that.

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

You're pretty excitable.

Re: [video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

You're pretty suspicious.

[HE STILL THINKS YOU MIGHT BE ONE OF HIS ENEMIES]

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

You can never trust an old man.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

I bet you're not even that old! I bet you're younger than me.

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

It's possible but not likely.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

It's more likely than you think!

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Ah? Then please enlighten me.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

... You first!

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Ah? I guess I turned eighteen today.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

...........

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

.....

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[...]

[...]

--EIGHTEEN ISN'T OLD!

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

It is quite old.