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failhound[--THUD]
[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]
O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--
[rattle rattle rattle smack]
[BANG BANG BANG BANG]
COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!
[...]
All right. Have it your way.
[an intake of breath]
HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!
[pant pant]
I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!
[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!
[...]
... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--
[click!]
[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]
[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]
Useless thing! What am I supposed to--
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:16 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:17 am (UTC)That's what I thought.
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:22 am (UTC)Oh? And how is it that you were able to know that this would be the case?
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:25 am (UTC)... 'Tch. I don't care, I'll just save up twice the beating for you!
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:27 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:27 am (UTC)I know plenty of bastards who just like to talk big.
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:35 am (UTC)Even though I can provide no proof in that way, what you seem believe is not the case. If one sets aside the barriers that the scientists have placed in our way, there are still vast differences between myself and other human raw materials.
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:35 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:36 am (UTC)[...]
... Just call me Nora. Whatever.
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:37 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:40 am (UTC)... Scientists? Raw materials?
What are you talking about now?
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:40 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:42 am (UTC)And my name is Anastasia.
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