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failhound[--THUD]
[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]
O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--
[rattle rattle rattle smack]
[BANG BANG BANG BANG]
COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!
[...]
All right. Have it your way.
[an intake of breath]
HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!
[pant pant]
I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!
[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!
[...]
... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--
[click!]
[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]
[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]
Useless thing! What am I supposed to--
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[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:18 am (UTC)You're all talk, dammit. I told you to come out!
[here, communicator, have a kick, too]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:19 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:22 am (UTC)I'm afraid I don't know who you are referring to.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:23 am (UTC)[but you won't distract him from the real topic!]
[CLONK CLONK CLONK CLONK]
[... so now he's stomping on the communicator]
If you won't come out I'll just have to blow your house down!
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:25 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:25 am (UTC)Satan! The Dark Liege, Queen of Hell, ruler of the demon world? Annoying three-eyes or pervert blondie, depends on the day.
no subject
Date: 2010-06-24 05:26 am (UTC)[video] 1/2
Date: 2010-06-24 05:27 am (UTC)I SAID STOP THAT.
[video] 2/2
Date: 2010-06-24 05:27 am (UTC)[there is abruptly total radio silence, and nothing moving on the communicator]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:29 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:31 am (UTC)The demon world?
No, I don't believe I'm familiar with your...acquaintance.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:33 am (UTC)[have a shot of fangs]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:36 am (UTC)GOTCHA--!!
... Hm?
[all you get is part of his palm and a few brief flashes of white]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:37 am (UTC)what is that is that genuine laughter?]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:38 am (UTC)[ She jumps a little, startled, and then stares at the communicator in awe ]
… are those real?
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:38 am (UTC)That's what I said.
So if you don't work for her, and you're not a box-guy, then... you're just a human or something.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:43 am (UTC)Yeah, you got away that time! Next time you won't be so lucky! Coward!
[glareglareglare -- you get the red and the gold eye this time]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-24 05:45 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 05:46 am (UTC)"Just a human." If that is what you prefer to believe.
[ sounds somewhat amused, though there is a hint of looking down on him juuuuuust a little. ]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:00 am (UTC)[...]
Communicator?
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:02 am (UTC)You're definitely not a demon if you don't know Her Ugliness.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:03 am (UTC)What? [he has no idea what you're talking about, gal]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:05 am (UTC)[slightly less loudly]
I'LL YELL AS LOUD AS I NEED TO TO GET SOME ANSWERS!!
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:06 am (UTC)