ONE.

Jun. 23rd, 2010 06:52 pm
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AUDIO


[--THUD]

[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]

O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--

[rattle rattle rattle smack]

[BANG BANG BANG BANG]

COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!

[...]

All right. Have it your way.

[an intake of breath]

HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!

[pant pant]

I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!

[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!

[...]

... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--

[click!]

VIDEO


[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]

[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]

Useless thing! What am I supposed to--

[/transmission cut]
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[video] too bad HIS GIRL IS BREAD

Date: 2010-06-25 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Maybe you're not stupid, then. What are you planning?

[SURPRISE COMMENTLOG]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pissedkitty.livejournal.com
[...Woah. That's a cool spear. But right, they're in the middle of something here. Kamui sidesteps Nora's charge, though, doing his best to maintain a generally passive and uninterested expression.] I could. It's not like you could hit me if you tried.

[video] wat OAO

Date: 2010-06-25 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
That is simple enough-- to find someone who would be willing to allow me to attempt to remove their chip.

[video] bread: like dead but more delicious

Date: 2010-06-25 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[narrowed eyes go here]

You want a guinea pig, start looking somewhere else.

[SURPRISE COMMENTLOG]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[Damn straight it's a cool spear, it's made from HIS SELFFFF it better be awesome.

... This is like the worst type of opponent for him, aha.]

'Tch. I'm gonna make you eat those words--!

[Have a puppyboy using the spear to turn on a dime again and then coming after you -- spinning the spear at the head of the renewed charge. Note: it can stick you from both ends, so what you get is a spinning wall of crackling steel.]

[video] yes. ;^;

Date: 2010-06-25 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
[ laughs a bit. ]

I'm sure that will be no problem.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
... You're gonna do something shady, aren't you. You're not gonna get anyone otherwise.

[SURPRISE COMMENTLOG]

Date: 2010-06-25 08:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pissedkitty.livejournal.com
[Spinning wall of crackling steel! There is a simple solution to this. And this solution is to kick said spear in the center, and hard- not quite as hard as he could get with little effort in canon that sent Kuro flying, but strong enough to at the very least send Nora off balance and possibly onto his ass.]

[SURPRISE COMMENTLOG]

Date: 2010-06-25 09:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[Well, what do you know, you get not only bowled-over demonboy, but you also sent his spear flying off to shank some poor unfortunate building over there.]

Argh! Damn it... You won't get that lucky again! [Even as he scrambles to recover his spear, doing a funny kind of crabwalk to keep Kamui in his sights as he retreats a little.]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
If these raw materials wish to have it removed, and I am capable of doing that...it would not be difficult.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
What, just like that? There's gotta be a catch somewhere.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
Nothing more than the dangers involved.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
No traps in the computer thing? Nothing?

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
None that I am aware of, though I have been told that you will become rather ill after it is removed-- possibly fatally.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
... That'd be a trap, genius!

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
If that is how you see it.

Even knowing that, is it still worth the risk to you?

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
'Tch, I don't know yet! I just got here!

[hasn't got around to figuring out the 'you don't die permanently' part yet]

[and even so it's not like he could normally access his magic either way, sucks for him]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
[ aww. ]

Well, you have plenty of time to decide.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
You kidding me?! I'm not sticking around here that long!

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
That is not for you to decide.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
SAYS WHO.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
The "scientists."

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Who cares what they think? Whatever they think they're doing in this world, they can do it without me!

[video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evaluative.livejournal.com
As I said, that is not your choice.

Re: [video]

Date: 2010-06-25 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
You're the one saying that.
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