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Aug. 11th, 2010 05:03 pm
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[yet another post with no violence done to the communicator! has the apocalypse--

never mind. anyway the owner is currently strolling along the streets, it looks like; you can just catch glimpses of empty shopfronts]

--nice of her to lend me clothes, but I can't keep her brother's stuff forever. This place looks a lot smaller than the last time...

[after a moment, the view swings up as Nora (so he thinks) clicks the communicator on so he's not (presumably) talking to himself -- he's also wearing a new set of clothes... that aren't his] Hey, the shops didn't get fixed at all! They're still all trashed, the hell's up with that? Where'm I supposed to--

[a crackle of static. suddenly, it's raining lions. ... or rather. [livejournal.com profile] whatthefactor.]

[--it's a fucking huge lion, thank you very much: CRASH.]

... MOTHERFU--

[annnnd Nora lands on the communicator]

[OOC: Commentloggin' with Sho. Feel free to mock him mercilessly over the network, though there'll be an IC delay getting back to you. :p]

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Date: 2010-08-12 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Hey! [Swatting at your damn tail now--] O-Ow!

[Annnd curling in on himself as much as he can with you there because oh jeez.] Yeah, well, my freakin' ribs aren't!

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Date: 2010-08-12 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatthefactor.livejournal.com
What if I don't give a digit?

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Date: 2010-08-12 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[Trying to wriggle away. It is failing, and just giving him more ow on top of the pile. He freezes after a second, though--]

That annoying language-- You! What the hell?!

[Seriously, what.]

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Date: 2010-08-12 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatthefactor.livejournal.com
[Grinning so much.]

Told you you'd see. ... Not exactly the solution I had in mind but whatever. I was still correct.

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Date: 2010-08-12 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[GLARING SO MUCH IN RETURN.]

I've heard of flashy but this is freakin' ridiculous! And seriously, get the hell off! [Ignoring the pain now that it is his best friend and trying to swipe at you with his fists, now. Clumsily, because yeah.]

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Date: 2010-08-12 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatthefactor.livejournal.com
[Grinning more.

But he does get off before Nora can punch him. Only to kick the dog while it's down a little.]

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Date: 2010-08-12 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[He was scrambling back up a bit so he wasn't stuck flat on his back with a lion looking down at him anymore, but, well. Oof.]

--Why you...! What the hell d'you think you're playing at, huh?!

[WILL NOW DRAG OUT HIS POCKETSPEAR TO TRY AND POKE YOU FOR GREAT JUSTICE.]

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Date: 2010-08-12 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatthefactor.livejournal.com
[And he'll just... try to kick your face some. It's W2D7 all over again.]

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Date: 2010-08-12 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[He's trying his best to roll out of the way, but hnngh.]

Hey! HEY! Ya stupid coward, if you were looking for a fight at least come at a guy from the front!

[CAN HAS LION SPEAR KEBAB??]

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Date: 2010-08-12 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatthefactor.livejournal.com
Oh. That was 100% unintentional.

[Immediately calculates and dodges.] Zetta slow!

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Date: 2010-08-12 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
Like I'd believe that!

[PURSUES he will pay you back for the kicking!!] You try being fast after some damn mutant cat lands on your head!

[... Nevertheless that is exactly what he is trying to do.]
Edited Date: 2010-08-12 01:44 am (UTC)

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Date: 2010-08-12 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatthefactor.livejournal.com
[instead of dodging, he just makes a grab for the pole instead.]

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Date: 2010-08-12 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[HE HOLDS ON FOR DEAR LIFE and then suddenly--

Yeah there's now a spear-propelled headbutt coming your way.]

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Date: 2010-08-12 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatthefactor.livejournal.com
[And he counters your headbutt with a headbutt.]

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Date: 2010-08-12 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
G-Gah...! Damn you...

[HAS NOW BEEN CRUSHED AND THEN HEADBUTTED BY A GIANT LION FUCK HIS LIFE.

Though, his head is pretty thick, so he still manages to hold on to the spear while he reels.]

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Date: 2010-08-12 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatthefactor.livejournal.com
Heh heh heh...

[He too is holding onto the spear, hoisting it 9 feet in the air. QUITE THE PREDICAMENT NORA.]

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Date: 2010-08-12 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[Oh shit. But at least it gives him time to recover!]

What the--

[Staring down at you and the ground. Oh boy. Then his eyes narrow.] Well, if we're playing it that way. [HE WILL NOW SLIDE DOWN THE POLE FIREFIGHTER STYLE AND TRY TO KICK YOU IN THE FACE.] TAKE THAT!!

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Date: 2010-08-12 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatthefactor.livejournal.com
[dfgfgf just got kicked in the face. BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU. IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE VERY EFFECTIVE. He does take a step back and drop the spear though. HAVE FUN FALLING 9 FEET.]
Edited Date: 2010-08-12 02:19 am (UTC)

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Date: 2010-08-12 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
HA!! How'd you like--

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Date: 2010-08-12 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[Aw fuck 9 feet is a lot to fall when you're already all banged up. He can't even properly use the spear to break his fall, either. So--]

--ARRRGH!! DAMMIT! [And now you have him rolling around on the ground clutching his sides. A short-lived victory... that probably puts him out for the count. But a victory...!]

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Date: 2010-08-12 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatthefactor.livejournal.com
[And now he's grabbing Nora by the collar.]

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Date: 2010-08-12 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[Wincing at the jostling, because fffuuuuu-- but still glaring bloody murder, if you get into range there's no telling what would happen still.]

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Date: 2010-08-12 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatthefactor.livejournal.com
[And he throws him ON THE GROUND.]

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Date: 2010-08-12 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failhound.livejournal.com
[HOLY OW.]

You... ass...! [He curls up again, since he can't do much of anything else after all that, but this will be coming back to haunt your stupid taboo ass later, COUNT ON IT.]

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Date: 2010-08-12 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatthefactor.livejournal.com
[He picks him up and drops him, however, this time at the side of the hospital.]

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