[yet another post with no violence done to the communicator! has the apocalypse--
never mind. anyway the owner is currently strolling along the streets, it looks like; you can just catch glimpses of empty shopfronts]
--nice of her to lend me clothes, but I can't keep her brother's stuff forever. This place looks a lot smaller than the last time...
[after a moment, the view swings up as Nora (so he thinks) clicks the communicator on so he's not (presumably) talking to himself -- he's also wearing a new set of clothes... that aren't his] Hey, the shops didn't get fixed at all! They're still all trashed, the hell's up with that? Where'm I supposed to--
[a crackle of static. suddenly, it's raining lions. ... or rather.
[--it's a fucking huge lion, thank you very much: CRASH.]
... MOTHERFU--
[annnnd Nora lands on the communicator]
[OOC: Commentloggin' with Sho. Feel free to mock him mercilessly over the network, though there'll be an IC delay getting back to you. :p]
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Date: 2010-08-12 12:52 am (UTC)[Annnd curling in on himself as much as he can with you there because oh jeez.] Yeah, well, my freakin' ribs aren't!
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Date: 2010-08-12 12:56 am (UTC)[action]
Date: 2010-08-12 01:04 am (UTC)That annoying language-- You! What the hell?!
[Seriously, what.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 01:07 am (UTC)Told you you'd see. ... Not exactly the solution I had in mind but whatever. I was still correct.
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Date: 2010-08-12 01:09 am (UTC)I've heard of flashy but this is freakin' ridiculous! And seriously, get the hell off! [Ignoring the pain now that it is his best friend and trying to swipe at you with his fists, now. Clumsily, because yeah.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 01:15 am (UTC)But he does get off before Nora can punch him. Only to kick the dog while it's down a little.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 01:20 am (UTC)--Why you...! What the hell d'you think you're playing at, huh?!
[WILL NOW DRAG OUT HIS POCKETSPEAR TO TRY AND POKE YOU FOR GREAT JUSTICE.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 01:25 am (UTC)[action]
Date: 2010-08-12 01:27 am (UTC)Hey! HEY! Ya stupid coward, if you were looking for a fight at least come at a guy from the front!
[CAN HAS LION SPEAR KEBAB??]
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Date: 2010-08-12 01:36 am (UTC)[Immediately calculates and dodges.] Zetta slow!
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Date: 2010-08-12 01:42 am (UTC)[PURSUES he will pay you back for the kicking!!] You try being fast after some damn mutant cat lands on your head!
[... Nevertheless that is exactly what he is trying to do.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 01:48 am (UTC)[action]
Date: 2010-08-12 01:51 am (UTC)Yeah there's now a spear-propelled headbutt coming your way.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 01:54 am (UTC)[action]
Date: 2010-08-12 01:57 am (UTC)[HAS NOW BEEN CRUSHED AND THEN HEADBUTTED BY A GIANT LION FUCK HIS LIFE.
Though, his head is pretty thick, so he still manages to hold on to the spear while he reels.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 02:03 am (UTC)[He too is holding onto the spear, hoisting it 9 feet in the air. QUITE THE PREDICAMENT NORA.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 02:06 am (UTC)What the--
[Staring down at you and the ground. Oh boy. Then his eyes narrow.] Well, if we're playing it that way. [HE WILL NOW SLIDE DOWN THE POLE FIREFIGHTER STYLE AND TRY TO KICK YOU IN THE FACE.] TAKE THAT!!
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Date: 2010-08-12 02:24 am (UTC)[action] 2/2
Date: 2010-08-12 02:25 am (UTC)--ARRRGH!! DAMMIT! [And now you have him rolling around on the ground clutching his sides. A short-lived victory... that probably puts him out for the count. But a victory...!]
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Date: 2010-08-12 02:39 am (UTC)[action]
Date: 2010-08-12 04:33 am (UTC)You... ass...! [He curls up again, since he can't do much of anything else after all that, but this will be coming back to haunt your stupid taboo ass later, COUNT ON IT.]
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