[yet another post with no violence done to the communicator! has the apocalypse--
never mind. anyway the owner is currently strolling along the streets, it looks like; you can just catch glimpses of empty shopfronts]
--nice of her to lend me clothes, but I can't keep her brother's stuff forever. This place looks a lot smaller than the last time...
[after a moment, the view swings up as Nora (so he thinks) clicks the communicator on so he's not (presumably) talking to himself -- he's also wearing a new set of clothes... that aren't his] Hey, the shops didn't get fixed at all! They're still all trashed, the hell's up with that? Where'm I supposed to--
[a crackle of static. suddenly, it's raining lions. ... or rather.
[--it's a fucking huge lion, thank you very much: CRASH.]
... MOTHERFU--
[annnnd Nora lands on the communicator]
[OOC: Commentloggin' with Sho. Feel free to mock him mercilessly over the network, though there'll be an IC delay getting back to you. :p]
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Date: 2010-08-12 01:48 am (UTC)[action]
Date: 2010-08-12 01:51 am (UTC)Yeah there's now a spear-propelled headbutt coming your way.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 01:54 am (UTC)[action]
Date: 2010-08-12 01:57 am (UTC)[HAS NOW BEEN CRUSHED AND THEN HEADBUTTED BY A GIANT LION FUCK HIS LIFE.
Though, his head is pretty thick, so he still manages to hold on to the spear while he reels.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 02:03 am (UTC)[He too is holding onto the spear, hoisting it 9 feet in the air. QUITE THE PREDICAMENT NORA.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 02:06 am (UTC)What the--
[Staring down at you and the ground. Oh boy. Then his eyes narrow.] Well, if we're playing it that way. [HE WILL NOW SLIDE DOWN THE POLE FIREFIGHTER STYLE AND TRY TO KICK YOU IN THE FACE.] TAKE THAT!!
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Date: 2010-08-12 02:24 am (UTC)[action] 2/2
Date: 2010-08-12 02:25 am (UTC)--ARRRGH!! DAMMIT! [And now you have him rolling around on the ground clutching his sides. A short-lived victory... that probably puts him out for the count. But a victory...!]
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Date: 2010-08-12 02:39 am (UTC)[action]
Date: 2010-08-12 04:33 am (UTC)You... ass...! [He curls up again, since he can't do much of anything else after all that, but this will be coming back to haunt your stupid taboo ass later, COUNT ON IT.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 05:19 am (UTC)[action]
Date: 2010-08-12 05:46 am (UTC)I'm not... your damn bouncing ball, you stupid cat!
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Date: 2010-08-12 05:48 am (UTC)and bops him on the nose with his finger.] Bad dog.
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Date: 2010-08-12 05:51 am (UTC)[As in, Sho, if you haven't gotten that finger out of the way, you're losing it.] I'LL SHOW YOU BAD, ASSHOLE!
[Annnd despite everything he is now going to try and punch you. Again. Don't worry, it fails spectacularly. But it is a good try! And ends in a faceplant.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 05:59 am (UTC)With a brief flash of static, Sho is now noraml ... for Sho and human-sized.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 07:07 am (UTC)He'd probably faceplant if he tried to punch him again even though he's in much better range now. But he bares his teeth anyway.]
Part-shinigami an' part-cat, huh?
[NOW HE IS GOING TO LUNGE AND. TRY TO TACKLE YOU... On a scale of 1-10 how well is this going to work when he's moving at the speed of a ReDead.....]
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Date: 2010-08-12 07:12 am (UTC)[-2/10. He doesn't even teleport. He just ... sidesteps. Have fun making bffs with the concrete.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 07:24 am (UTC)Noisy cat... whatever! Same... difference!
[Just sort of sits there for a minute catching his breath. YOU HAVEN'T WON THIS IS JUST A MINOR TIMEOUT.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 07:37 am (UTC)[In the meantime he backs up, and sits down ... on air. Yessss! His levitation isn't all out of whack. This should be fun to watch.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 07:48 am (UTC)[What the hell is that pose, he just sort of stares a little.]
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Date: 2010-08-12 07:53 am (UTC)[action]
Date: 2010-08-12 08:01 am (UTC)[He will now... hurl his spear to try and make you fall out of the air. Unless you're sitting like a few inches from the ground you're probably good.]
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