SIX.

[failhound]

• VIDEO •

[yet another post with no violence done to the communicator! has the apocalypse--

never mind. anyway the owner is currently strolling along the streets, it looks like; you can just catch glimpses of empty shopfronts]

--nice of her to lend me clothes, but I can't keep her brother's stuff forever. This place looks a lot smaller than the last time...

[after a moment, the view swings up as Nora (so he thinks) clicks the communicator on so he's not (presumably) talking to himself -- he's also wearing a new set of clothes... that aren't his] Hey, the shops didn't get fixed at all! They're still all trashed, the hell's up with that? Where'm I supposed to--

[a crackle of static. suddenly, it's raining lions. ... or rather. whatthefactor.]

[--it's a fucking huge lion, thank you very much: CRASH.]

... MOTHERFU--

[annnnd Nora lands on the communicator]

[OOC: Commentloggin' with Sho. Feel free to mock him mercilessly over the network, though there'll be an IC delay getting back to you. :p]

Comments

[action]

[whatthefactor.livejournal.com]

[And Leo Cantus lands on its feet on top of Nora. Looks down.


Oops.]

[action]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[SO SQUASHED HERE GODDAMN OW. IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S A HUGE GUY TO BEGIN WITH.

And what're those tattoos made of, razors?

Yeah he's just going to lie there choking on ow for a bit.]

[action]

[whatthefactor.livejournal.com]

[Oh it's you. Still standing there.]

Nah, though that'd be pretty badass. [The voice is pretty distorted, but might be recognizable.]

Voice

[brbmodernizing]

[Disregarding the fact that you're a stalker and using voice]

A-are you alright?!

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[some time later! voice is strained but still hostile; he's not visible on the comm]

What do you want, huh?! I'm fine! Nothing happened!

[voice]

[brbmodernizing]

...A lion fell on you. I was curious if you were alright. I-if you are sure..

[video]

[spooktalk.livejournal.com]

[Snickering~]

Maybe I should get you a good luck charm as well, poor thing.

[video]

[whatthefactor.livejournal.com]

[He's changed by this point and can now access the items in his pockets... like his communicator.]

This would be the second iteration where he got attacked by a cat, no?

[video]

[spooktalk.livejournal.com]

Mm, you are correct. I apologize that you were not fortunate enough to gain first place. I wonder if he has learned any new tricks since then.

[video >>> voice]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[there's a snarl, and then a click as he knocks the comm to voice]

I bet it was your stupid 'good luck charm' that was behind this! I KNEW that thing was cursed!!

1/2 [voice]

[spooktalk.livejournal.com]

There is no need to blame a charm for your startlingly frequent bad luck. You are merely one of those poor souls that misfortune from their very .

[voice]

[spooktalk.livejournal.com]

Or it was a knock-off. It happens.

[nomnomguts.livejournal.com]

[Oh a lion.

...hi Sho.]

Ah, still having problems, I see.

[Though it's not terribly clear who she's addressing. XD]

[whatthefactor.livejournal.com]

Un42nately.

[nomnomguts.livejournal.com]

Goodness, how unfortunate for you. I'm sure this must be very difficult~

[DRIPPING SYMPATHY yeah. no.]

[voice]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

It's not the same problem!

[... probably; Sho's probably the only one to blame for this one]

[voice]

[nomnomguts.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am aware. You seem to be terribly adept at acquiring new ones.

[u-n-asplode.livejournal.com]

[Good sir there seems to be a kitty on you.]

...a lion?

[But it was the wrong color.]

[voice]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[HE NOTICED]

A stupid... mutant lion! [he mostly just sounds like he got the wind knocked out of him]

[littlemissfreud.livejournal.com]

[Staaaare.





... and stifled giggling.]

[voice]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Shut-- Shut up! I HOPE HE FALLS ON YOUR FACE NEXT.

[rules_the_north]

's bad language.

[voice]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

IT FIT PRETTY DAMN WELL.

[Commentlog!] After the above one

[brbmodernizing]

[Fralala walking back to good ol' home the morgue-- HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT.

Tripping now.]

[Commentlog!] 8Db

[failhound.livejournal.com]

['THAT' IS NOW GOING TO YELL VERY LOUD AND ROLL OVER AND CLUTCH HIS HEAD.]

... GODDAMN-- OW!

[SERIOUSLY JAPAN WHAT IS WITH YOU AND GIVING HIM HEAD INJURIES.]