ONE.

[failhound]

• AUDIO •

[--THUD]

[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]

O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--

[rattle rattle rattle smack]

[BANG BANG BANG BANG]

COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!

[...]

All right. Have it your way.

[an intake of breath]

HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!

[pant pant]

I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!

[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!

[...]

... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--

[click!]

• VIDEO •

[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]

[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]

Useless thing! What am I supposed to--

[/transmission cut]

Comments

[video]

[shvibz.livejournal.com]

You said one is a human world and the other one is a demon world, didn't you? Then that makes this one … [ actually she has no idea ]

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Exactly. [clueless hi5]

[Video]

[stupid-hat.livejournal.com]

[See. This just proves to Filia that all demons are annoying and rude. WAY TO GO CHAMP.

Derp. Have a rather irritated Golden Dragon -- in disguise peering back, her blue eyes narrowing in response to the yelling.]

I fail to see... why you must be so loud!

[video] wait what is this disguise

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[not all! just most. sort of. okay mostly just this guy.]

[narrows his eyes right back]

... 'Tch, and here I thought you were Her Ugliness for a sec. You almost looked right.

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ yeah, he figured that was going to happen. ]

It seems to be the case for the time being, but soon, I will have proof.

I use that term because it is, simply, all they are. They are useful as research subjects, but are not worth considering "human."

Re: [video]

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

Wrong! If you shout like that, whenever people tried to help you, you only ended up drowning out all their advice with senseless yelling. Not only that, I'm sure I'm not the only one who pointed out how obnoxiously loud you were, and as such, scolding you for improper behavior effectively delayed the time it took for you the get any of your accusations, questions, or statements answer.

So, yes, yelling made your answer come slower. ((shut down.))

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Stronger than me but not as strong as Yuki.

[madwashu.livejournal.com]

Who exactly are you calling an ugly hag?

[video] your mom -- pfff. her human form. derp.

[stupid-hat.livejournal.com]

WHAT!? Gods, you're almost as bad as that foul Xellos! [Her fangs reveal themselves as she barks in return. -- Hi fangs. Hiiii.]

You better take that back!

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[his powers are sealed ANYWAY, it's a little harder for him to figure these out OK]

Yeah? What makes you so sure?

--You don't sound much different from a scientist yourself.

[EVERYONE IS SUSPICIOUS. EVERYONE.]

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Heh. [he's half-satisfied with that--]

Who's Yuki?

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

I can't help it if you're all way too uptight, can I?! [Germany's logic, meet brick wall; brick wall, meet Germany's logic]

You going to waste everybody's time lecturing or say something useful for a change?

[video] yay for human disguises ~

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[O hay fangs! You're pretty much taken for granted here]

Take back what? You look pretty much the same except for one eye less and the weird-looking hat.

Just as shrill, too.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Satan, 'course. Whoever decided to let that hag rule the demon world had to've been senile!

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

He's my older cousin.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not this Kyou or whatever -- I'm not gonna be second-best to nobody.

[video] :>

[stupid-hat.livejournal.com]

Even so, you shouldn't be insulting that person either! [Angrah. Filia is angraaah.]

And I am not SHRILL!

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Hah! Believe me, she asks for it! So butt out already!

ARE TOO. [wat is maturity]

[video]

[stupid-hat.livejournal.com]

No one deserves such treatment- that is, unless she's a rude mazoku!

Again, I am NOT. SHRILL. [What is it man. The world may never know.]

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ aww. ): ]

There is a proven method of regaining one's powers.

And that is true, though I am not one of those responsible for your being here.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[don't worry, he has a magic stick, which you may have heard a minute ago]

[slowly] ... All of them? How'd they get lost in the first place?

Hmph. Right. [still suspicious :|]

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ all of discedo will cower in fear of the magic stick? ]

Yes, those that are considered to be...inhuman. There seems to be a small "chip" inside of everyone, which is the cause of this.

Honestly. The fact that I, too, am affected by this should be enough to show you that.

Re: [video]

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

((It had to look like a nuclear explosion...))

Can you be calm for three and a half minutes and ask some reasonable questions? I'm assuming Ms. Knowledge has already contacted you, but I can answer a few questions beyond her guide.

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Then I wish you all the luck.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

Keep it!