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failhound[--THUD]
[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]
O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--
[rattle rattle rattle smack]
[BANG BANG BANG BANG]
COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!
[...]
All right. Have it your way.
[an intake of breath]
HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!
[pant pant]
I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!
[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!
[...]
... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--
[click!]
[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]
[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]
Useless thing! What am I supposed to--
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[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:44 am (UTC)... We've got two. It's the third one.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:47 am (UTC)You better shut that mouth before I do it for you!
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:47 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:48 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:51 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:52 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:53 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:54 am (UTC)[...]
--EIGHTEEN ISN'T OLD!
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:55 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:57 am (UTC)[oops]
... SHUT UP.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 09:00 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 09:01 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 09:02 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 09:03 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 09:03 am (UTC)[he's on alert either way, the communicator recording the fabric of his shirt as he keeps his eyes trained on his surroundings]
[SURPRISE COMMENTLOG]
Date: 2010-06-24 09:10 am (UTC)[SUP. FROM SITTING UP ON THE BUILDING BEHIND YOU. And good god he could not look more apathetic and bored if he tried.]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 09:11 am (UTC)[BRISTLESNARL FOREVER]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 09:11 am (UTC)[voice]
Date: 2010-06-24 09:13 am (UTC)WHAT DID YOU SAY, HECTOPASCAL? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. SPEAK LOUDER.
[voice]
Date: 2010-06-24 09:17 am (UTC)WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME, YOU DEAF BASTARD?!
Re: [voice]
Date: 2010-06-24 09:24 am (UTC)[SURPRISE COMMENTLOG]
Date: 2010-06-24 09:24 am (UTC)What do you know, there are some bastards good for a fight around here.
[Time to test the opponent -- CHAAARGE.]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 09:25 am (UTC)... Now what are you on about?
[voice]
Date: 2010-06-24 09:27 am (UTC)[SURPRISE COMMENTLOG]
Date: 2010-06-24 09:28 am (UTC)