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failhound[--THUD]
[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]
O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--
[rattle rattle rattle smack]
[BANG BANG BANG BANG]
COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!
[...]
All right. Have it your way.
[an intake of breath]
HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!
[pant pant]
I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!
[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!
[...]
... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--
[click!]
[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]
[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]
Useless thing! What am I supposed to--
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[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:47 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:50 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:51 am (UTC)You're from... Siberia, you said? What is that? Is it here?
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:53 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:54 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:56 am (UTC)Ah, it seems that I've confused you, my apologies.
If no one has informed you of this yet, you have been brought here by a group of "scientists," though their reasons for doing so are unknown. They also have a way to insure that those with power...beyond that of the "average" human are unable to use such power. Which is why, as I told you, providing any kind of proof is currently unlikely.
These "raw materials," however...are simply those normally referred to as "humans."
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:57 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:02 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:03 am (UTC)[well, mostly]
My... powers are--
[offscreen, there's a brief rustling, and then the distinct hiss and chink of sliding metal accompanied by an odd crackling]
[...]
'Tch, bet you don't have proof for what you're talking about, either. And raw materials this, raw materials that -- what for?
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:03 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:05 am (UTC)[WAT ARE HUMAN GEOGRAPHY]
Doesn't sound like here.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:11 am (UTC)[let's start the growling again, shall we?]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:15 am (UTC)Re: [video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:16 am (UTC)[HE STILL THINKS YOU MIGHT BE ONE OF HIS ENEMIES]
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:19 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:23 am (UTC)How many suns?
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:29 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:29 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:34 am (UTC)Seems like there really is a third world.
But if it's not human or demon...
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:36 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:37 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:39 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:40 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:40 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 08:40 am (UTC)