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failhound[--THUD]
[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]
O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--
[rattle rattle rattle smack]
[BANG BANG BANG BANG]
COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!
[...]
All right. Have it your way.
[an intake of breath]
HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!
[pant pant]
I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!
[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!
[...]
... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--
[click!]
[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]
[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]
Useless thing! What am I supposed to--
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[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:39 am (UTC)[WE WILL KUNG FU FIGHT THAT'S RIGHT]
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:40 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:40 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:41 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:41 am (UTC)Which is not at all.
[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:48 am (UTC)... The sign says Lidd-- Liddet?
Y-You should know this place anyway!
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:51 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 06:54 am (UTC)But I guess I can't expect some kind of human to know much, even if she is talking to the strongest demon of 'em all.
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:55 am (UTC)I've never heard of humans with yellow eyes, either. And I don't think this is a TV show.
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Date: 2010-06-24 06:57 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:00 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:01 am (UTC)Huh?
... You're not gonna tell me you live in the communicator box, are you? 'Cause I'm not buying it.
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:01 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:04 am (UTC)The name of this planet is Fortuna. The city, Discedo. It's an entirely different world. One could say it's in an entirely different dimension.
We're forcefully brought here, given these communicators, and forced to use them as some sort of accommodation to being here.
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:04 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:05 am (UTC)[great, now he's going to be waiting around in the middle of town forever, isn't he :|]
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:07 am (UTC)[ YUKI IS SPENDING THE NIGHT OKAY HE IS NOT GIVING THAT UP FOR ANYTHING]
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:08 am (UTC)[he won't argue that humans are things that can be absolutely neatly boxed]
[but]
So, you're a human who thinks you're better than other humans, huh? [snort] That's rich.
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:09 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:10 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:12 am (UTC)[HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DATE DAMMIT]
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:13 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:13 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-06-24 07:15 am (UTC)[ and does not sound very happy about it. ]
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Date: 2010-06-24 07:15 am (UTC)[think, think] ... Or you're just saying what somebody else told you to say.