ONE.

[failhound]

• AUDIO •

[--THUD]

[... after what sounds like the crashlanding of the century, there are a few loud bumps agains the mic; what sounds uncannily like a confused chicken; and finally everything unmuffles as whatever was on the communicator moves off]

O-Ow! What the hell was I-- Hey, what is this? This isn't the cellphone! Where's my freakin'--

[rattle rattle rattle smack]

[BANG BANG BANG BANG]

COUGH IT UP, YOU PIECE OF JUNK! I ACTUALLY NEED THAT THING SOMETIMES!

[...]

All right. Have it your way.

[an intake of breath]

HEY, UGLY! YOU DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, NO-GOOD, BANANAS-FOR-BRAINS OLD HAG!!

[pant pant]

I BET THIS IS YOU AGAIN, ISN'T IT?! THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!? I DON'T EVEN-- [a pause] ... THIS ISN'T THE DEMON WORLD!

[another pause] So... it's the human world, right? With their dumb sun and everything. But I was just there -- hey, ugly, you better explain! I don't know that many places in the human world, you know!

[...]

... Ugly? [BANG] Hey, is this thing even working? HEY--

[click!]

• VIDEO •

[have an extreme closeup of one red eye peering suspiciously in general direction of the camera]

[a long moment later, the image tilts wildly as he lets it fall carelessly to the ground]

Useless thing! What am I supposed to--

[/transmission cut]

Comments

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[yeah, you better! the magic stick is crackly and pointy]

So, basically everything. You're telling me this is some kind of computer thing? [well, he sort of knows about those]

Hah! You never know.

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ ooh, pointy. ]

I haven't had the chance to study these chips yet, unfortunately.

However, it would be foolish to limit myself, when there are plenty of other available specimens here.

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Such a brave kid.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[it's a supernova!]

Hmph. Something about getting trapped in this whole Fortuna world and having all my powers locked up in a computer thing.

What kind of world is this, anyway?

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

She's worse -- she's a meddling old witch who takes away other people's power and yanks them around all over the place without ever asking!

Try listening to yourself sometime. [sticks his tongue out neener]

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[HE HAS NO WORDS, HARU]

[HAVE GROWLING AND FURIOUS GESTICULATING]

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

[ have some laughter]

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[... no ogling my stick, gtfo]

'Tch, so you don't know anything?

You still haven't proved it either way -- just run your mouth on and on.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[SNAP]

[THAT WAS THE SOUND OF THE CAMEL'S BACK BREAKING]

[THIS IS THE SOUNDS AND SIGHTS OF FLYING COMMUNICATOR]

[annnd there goes the connection]

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ nooo, pointy stick!! ]

I did provide you with some information, did I not?

And how do you suggest that I "prove" anything?

[ just wait until he gets his powers back, then he can use his canon method of proving that he's immortal...by cutting his throat. ]

[video]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

AH... maybe I went too far?

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[MY pointy stick :|]

Nothing useful, like how to fix it!

How 'bout proving that you can't use your powers no matter what?

[a.k.a. fight meeeeee everything is solved by punching each other -- though the other way sounds exciting, maybe later]

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ i just wanted to stare at it... ): ]

Is that all? You must have it removed-- though it is a dangerous process, I have heard.

That sounds like a rather foolish idea.

[ lmaooooo huey is definitely not a fighter. good luck with that. ]

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[YOU CAN SEE IT UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WHEN IT HITS YOU]

Doesn't matter, I don't need anymore stupid things messing with my magic.

Only if you haven't got the confidence for it.

[hahaha it's OK man Nora just challenges anything that moves]

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ my dream! (almost typed "my dream wedding" whyyyy :|) ]

In that case, I'm sure someone can assist you.

[ maybe you can be his chip removal guinea pig! ]

I simply have no time for such things.

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[because you know damn well you like my disco stick]

Who's someone?

[dream on, stick bride]

Yeah, yeah.

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ let's have some fun, this beat is sick? ]

I'm sure there are quite a few who would be willing to help.

[ s-so mean. ]

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[wanna take a ride on my disco stick]

Maybe, but I'm not gonna trust just anybody who says they can.

[says the psycho immortal]

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ let's play a lovegame, play a lovegame. ]

Would you rather attempt to remove it yourself?

[ he's not psycho, just...........something close. ]

[video]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[do you want love or do you want fame, are you in the game (no you're not :|)]

... That what you're doing?

[close enough]

[video]

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ i can be in the game. ;A; ]

I might.

[video] lol he looks like Shinra from DRRR!! thar

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[by doing what, TALKING at me?]

[snort] We'll see how that goes.

[SURPRISE COMMENTLOG]

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

[And Kamui raises a hand to stop the movement of Nora's spear, pushing it back without much effort. IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO, PUPPY BOY?]

[video] sob yeah i kind of see what you mean

[evaluative.livejournal.com]

[ fine, be that way :| ]

Of course. Though I would prefer not to test such things on myself without some experience.

[SURPRISE COMMENTLOG]

[failhound.livejournal.com]

[Oh shut up, he's just testing the waters -- surprise, that spear happens to crackle a little, you might get a minor burn or two if you're not careful.]

You just gonna stand there?

[CHAAARGE is obviously the best strategy; he keeps his head down and spear out and about, though.]